Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Some things about me. 

I eat my daughters snacks that are "just for lunches" when she is at school and my son is asleep so that I don't have to share. 

My husband and I talk a weird language to each other of made up words and inside jokes. It's probably sickening to everyone else. 

My son makes his hands talk to each other. The left hand is very bossy. 

My 9 year old daughter is often more mature than I am. Although I'm still taller so HA! 

I married a man who is far smarter than I am and it pisses me off that I was not smart enough to know this would piss me off. I'm very sure he knew it would piss me off and that he giggles about it when I am not present. 

I cut off most of my very long hair so people would think I was older. I plan to grow it back out until I am older. 

I stockpile socks and underpants for my children and I like they will be useful or tradable in the zombie apocalypse. 

I desperately hope for a zombie apocalypse. I married a very smart man who has a fantastic plan for it. 

I will not share our plan with any of you. Do not ask. 

My mother is a crazy old Jewish woman who makes fantastic jewelry. We periodically need a time out from each other for our own safety. 
My sister has four boys. I periodically feel the need to go and visit her. I am always surprised that I immediately want to leave her crazy life. 

I would like another child. My husband wants to wait another year. I insisted he buy me a turkey dinner if I could not have a baby now. I got turkey and stumbled upon a new way to get what I want. 

I once threw a tissue box (empty) at my husbands head during a fight. He laughed at me so I deleted his recorded tv shows and threatened to put his (56") tv on the porch. That'll teach him. 

1 comment:

  1. You're in the family of made up languages now! But it's cool because you can talk about having to poop in church and nobody will know